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Joke of the Day
"What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"
"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"
"I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie and he said we could discuss it tonight in a ""National Town Meeting."""
"Damn girl, are you a maple tree? Cause I would tap that, and you have an impressive root structure which is where this metaphor falls apart."
"Let's count to 10.000"
"What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic"
"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."
"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."
"Pete and Repete are in a boat together. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?"