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Joke of the Day
"There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves. He's a corgi-ographer."
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"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."
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"Why do graveyards have fences? Cause everyone's dying to get in!"
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"
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