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Joke of the Day

"There's this dog teaching me some new dance moves. He's a corgi-ographer."

"Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard? He was a shellfish pokemon."

"What do you do if you see a bloody baby running through your yard? Stop laughing and reload?"

"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."

"When I see a plate of food, I eat it, rather than photograph it like a dangerous psychopath with no respect for God's Law."

"I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in... ...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life."

"There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off."

"I admire the way that, even with millions of followers, celebrities on Twitter rarely succumb to the pressure to be funny."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"[Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to.."