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Joke of the Day
"I may have Alzheimer... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer."
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"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"
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"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"
"I'm not your typical teenage girl. I'm 35 years old."
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"I had an idea for a British ST:TNG spinoff It's called queue."
"When I get fired, I assume they are going to show me a hidden-camera montage of me flipping off my boss and customers behind their backs."
"A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber's ""Baby"" between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days."