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Joke of the Day

"I may have Alzheimer... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer."

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"

"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."

"*Paranormal Factivity* [I walk into my bathroom] ""OH MY GOD"" ['WHALES ARE ACTUALLY MAMMALS' is written in blood on the mirror]"

"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"

"What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother."

"What do you call an all Sikh band? N'Singh."

"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."