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Joke of the Day

"What is the oldest joke in the book? The first one written"

"[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist."

"no homo but imagine sleeping with a grizzly bear and being the little spoon..shit would be 100x better than a snuggie"

"If Dwane Johnson were to actually run for President... He could only lose to paper."

"I once met a woman with wooden breast implants This joke would be funny with a punchline, wouldn't it?"

"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds.."

"Took my dog to a bonfire... ...and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys."

"Idea for a board game BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."