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Joke of the Day
"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."
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"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. With out a penis."
"I spend more time on twitter than I do in church. I'd rather vent to imaginary friends on the Internet than to imaginary friends in the sky."
"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"
"the liberal media won't report that I can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened"
"Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!"
"Why did the poor man sell yeast? He wanted to make some doe!"
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine"
"Why did the cab driver get a divorce? Because he had a fare."