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Joke of the Day

"Took my dog to a bonfire... ...and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys."

"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."

"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."

"If there's a sock on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with the other one."

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words."

"Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife."

"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."

"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"

"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"

"I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album."