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Joke of the Day
"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."
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"To err is human; to Air Bud is dog!!!!"
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""
"Don't save a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay."
"What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken? JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA"
"The best stories ever told always end with the words""...and then I got the hell out of there."""
"Hey, people who use crystals or all-natural products instead of deodorant: You don't need to keep informing us. We know."
"How do African mermaids cover their tits? They use sea bras."
"How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian."