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Joke of the Day
"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"
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"What is the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair!"
"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""
"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The barkeep asks if he knows he has a wheel there.. He replies, ""Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"""
"Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer one of the skunks said ""Whatever shall we do?"" ""Let us spray!"" replied the other."
"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."
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"What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive? Sad Dan"