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Joke of the Day
"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"
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"Despite being a longtime single dude, I just *know* that legions of ladies want my body. I've got the figure of a Maxim cover girl."
"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."
"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"
"As a stay at home dad, I have more in common with lingerie models than you might think. We both are in our underwear most of our work day."
"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."
"I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about"
"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"
"The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"