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Joke of the Day

"Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!"

"What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make? ITS RAWR!"

"One time, at this party... I went to get a drink and there was no punch line."

"What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites? Creamation."

"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"

"why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road because it was disabled"

"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"

"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"

"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."

"Watching a film about Princess Diana.. And Diana says ""if we are lucky we will grow old"" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, ""you won't"""