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Joke of the Day

"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"

"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"

"Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut."

"I have a joke. Just kidding."

"I want a girl to go down on me As much as the Pokemon Go servers do"

"Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election? He TANKED his campaign!"

"Rosetta Stone is the fastest way to learn how to pronounce the names of Ikea products."

"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him."

"What caused The Black Death? The police."