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Joke of the Day
"""So, is there a MRS. A-Z?"" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz"
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"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."
"You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad."
"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."
"My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week."
"Why were there only 3 thousand Mexicans at the Alamo They could only find three minivans"
"Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."
"What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B."
"If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice ... Why do they smell like tuna?"
"BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God."