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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."
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"When I was 8 years old.. My dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie. I miss Snowballs, she was such a good cat."
"ABC Signs All 33 Chilean Miners To Next Season's Dancing With The Stars"
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph"
"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."
"What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden? Patti O'Furniture"
"Police responded to a call where the husband was beating his wife with a flashlight... The man was charged with assault; flashlight charged with battery."
"If I get nervous for a date, I just imagine the guy in his underpants, sitting on my couch for the next 40 years, & suddenly I'm annoyed"
"You shouldn't call short people ""midgets"". It isn't the right gnomenclature."
"Never trust trees. They're shady."