73542
Joke of the Day
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."
Next Joke
"My family is very poor. If I don't wakeup with a boner on Christmas morning I won't have anything to play with."
"Had to Return the Sensitive Toothpaste I bought yesterday... It couldnt take a joke!"
"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets? hush puppies"
"they'll never listen to us Wife: I lost my keys again Me: Its in your jeans Wife: Don't drag my family into this"
"How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza."
"Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!"
"What do you call a panther and a ghost combined?"
"My Wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter. I dont know what she was more angry about, me having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep the foetus"