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Joke of the Day

"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."

"Say what you will about pedophiles..... at least they drive slow in school zones."

"I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping"

"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."

"As a kid, I was always scared of the dentist. He was a pedophile. You wouldn't believe the fillings he gave me."

"Roses are red and sometimes they're thorny, when I think of you, I get really ..............."

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