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Joke of the Day

"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."

"Dr: ... Me: ... D: ... M: ... D: *sighs* Did you stick an orange up your rectum M: No *orange falls out onto floor* D: ... M: *mumbles* yes"

"What diploma do criminals get? The third degree."

"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."

"[at funeral] ""it was so sudden"" really? ""yeah right in the middle of rap battle"" I thought you said he died of dysentery TERRY: That's right"

"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""

"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"

"Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don't want to look at you."