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Joke of the Day
"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"
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"What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea? A good start."
"""This guy gets it."" - me, whenever I see someone sleeping"
"If you reply with ""sky"" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless."
"I lost my virginity yesterday. My dad incests he did nothing"
"This Dollar Store thesaurus sure is coming in... *shuffle shuffle* ...hippopotamus."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."
"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."
"What did the bird say when it flew into the window? Owl"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !"