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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"
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"They say robots are going to replace lawyers... Make sense, they don't have hearts"
"I got my IQ test results back today They were negative."
"The man who invented clickbait has died. You'll never guess when his funeral is..."
"Hey u should give your secret boss this Coke. *bottle says ""Share a Coke w/ the Drug Maker Guy""* *undercover cop's fake mustache falls off*"
"""When I call your name say 'omnipresent.'"" - teacher to class full of Gods"
"What couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was to far outtttttttttt........ Ha weeeeeeed."
"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."
"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."
"I'm allergic to chickpeas. Any time I eat them I falafel."