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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"

"What do you call a group of gay smart men that are all the same? Homogenius"

"The United Kingdom. A country whose name is now ironic."

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"How many bottles of beer does it take to kill someone? One, if you throw it hard enough."

"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"

"I think Hitler was gay. After all, he sure loved licking the poles."

"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."