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Joke of the Day
"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."
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"Why was the piggy bank invented? To keep the jews away."
"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"
"Why is it called an XBox One? Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away."
"""It's not what it looks like,"" I say to the bunny noticing my slippers."
"Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte? Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks this morning *Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*"
"What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? Decaf coffee"
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"
"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."