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Joke of the Day

"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."

"Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"After seeing a picture on Reddit of the garbage near the Taj Mahal, I thought to myself ""Wow can there BE a bigger shithole?"" Then I saw the comments section"

"Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year."

"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"

"If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder."

"My friend was talking about how he sleeps when its dark around. So I'd advised him not to join the basketball team."

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? Rape."

"So the Pope joined twitter so he can ""Reach out to a younger generation."" He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that."