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Joke of the Day
"A ninja's wife comes home to find her husband dead and exclaims... ...""no ninja no ninja no!"""
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"One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall."
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"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."
"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""
"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."
"what does my microwave and women have in common? they both need a mute button"
"What did the left butt cheek say to the right? If we stick together we can stop this shit."