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Joke of the Day
"The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway."
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"How do you count cows? With a cowculator."
"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"
"cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them"
"What did the guy with 5 penises say? ""These pants fit like a glove"""
"[throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out. The next time I wanna play darts, probably."
"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"
"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face? (Old I know) But I've heard so many variations on that one. What others are there?"