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Joke of the Day

"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""

"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"

"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."

"Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%."

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."

"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."

"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"

"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."

"My Dad voted Republican his entire life. After he died he voted Democrat"

"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."