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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"Guess what? Wll you just do something for me? Yeah, admit you just wiped your screen."

"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."

"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years."

"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."

"Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim"

"What's green and chokes superheroes? (NSFW) The Hulk's cock"

"When someone asks me if I could hold their baby I immediately drop my phone, try to pick it up and drop it again twice, and then say ""Sure""."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."