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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""

"Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course"

"The sauciest 1% of Americans are saucier than the bottom 95% combined."

"I'm giving up my new year's resolution for lent"

"What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!"

"What's Superman's greatest weakness? Horses"

"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""

"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."

"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"