114295

Joke of the Day

"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."

"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."

"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."

"Knock, knock, it's the police open the door. -Can you wait, I'm taking a shit! -We know, the telephone booth is see through"

"In terms of sausages... Hitler was the wurst."

"I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter... So the internet should explode any minute now."

"Saying ""Sloppy seconds"" instead of ""leftovers"" is really funny, until your five year old says it."

"JokeExplainBot"

"If I learned anything about politics from this election It's that politics isn't about the ass you kiss but the pussy you grab"

"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"