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Joke of the Day

"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"

"I never got why people liked sitting home without pants so much until I was without a job for a week. Now I don't get why people have jobs."

"If all women said yes There would be no more rape."

"How do telegraph operators apologize? Remorse code"

"A politician set out to create the most jobs Crime creates lots of jobs - police, insurance, repairs, medical if its violent crime, lawyers... and so was born the criminal nature of politicians."

"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."

"What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !"

"""No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."" Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party."

"Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**."

"Coworker came back into the office after being out sick for one day. Me: Feeling better? Him: Yea, I had a bad case of Ass Glaucoma. Me: What? Him: Yea! I couldn't see my ass being drug to work!"