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Joke of the Day

"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""

"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."

"Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"

"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."

"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."

"This Summer, I've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. The steaks have never been higher."

"""What if we make headphones that stay in people's ears?"" ""Good idea Bob!"" [aside] ""Kill him and his whole family."" -Apple meeting"

"Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)"

"i told my cousin to embrace her mistakes. she cried. then she hugged her children."