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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!"

"Three tampon's walking down the street... Which one says ""Hi""? None, they are all stuck up cunts."

"What do you call a police woman who shaves? Cunt Stubble."

"Why is Wrestling similar to porn? because it's fun to watch when you're younger... but you get depressed when you're told it's fake."

"How does a Russian catch fish? A niet!"

"yo mamma is so stupid that when tomsterley walked out of his house wearing gay clothing she thought he was a yeti"

"Turns out those miniature liquor bottles aren't for babies and now my brother says I can't be the God Mother."

"Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit"

"Drills are boring."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."