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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a police woman who shaves? Cunt Stubble."
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"What do you call an extremely constipated person? Whatever you like. They don't give a shit."
"I asked a North Korean how his life was going... He said ""can't complain."""
"What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? Two bastards."
"Passed a sign that says, ""All you can eat, $30/person"" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people."
"Why isn't soap cool? Because it's basic."
"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"
"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"
"Today's date: 4/9/16 2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16"
"I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move"