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Joke of the Day
"How does a Russian catch fish? A niet!"
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"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst? ...you could be the meat between my buns."
"My boss wanted to know why I was away for so long. I told him I was in the restroom and he doesn't believe me. He insists I'm lying but I'm really just full of shit."
"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."
"Auto correction can suck my duck."
"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"
"I almost bruised myself yesterday It was a missed ache"
"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""
"What do you call an alcoholic eating grapes? Impatient."