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Joke of the Day
"Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit"
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"It ain't harassment if... Her ass meant to be slapped"
"I will never vaccinate my child. I'd rather a doctor or nurse do it."
"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""
"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."
"Meeting your ex IRL is like staring into a black hole There should be something there, but there isn't. And it sucks."
"Why did all the black people die in the war? Because when they captain said, ""GET DOWN!"" They all started dancing.."
"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"
"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""