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Joke of the Day

"Three tampon's walking down the street... Which one says ""Hi""? None, they are all stuck up cunts."

"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."

"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."

"Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen"

"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."

"What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!"

"Is okay to laugh if Hitler jokes are considered to be the vorst?"

"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page no pun in ten did"

"My Girlfriend told me to give her 10 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"

"If you give Indian kids hockey stick and football they will be playing cricket with it."