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"Half Life 3"

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"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."
"What kind of juice does hitler drink? Concentrated juice."
"Thank you for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
"You know what they say about corn? You only borrow it..."
"How does Sherlock prefer his tea? Steeped in mystery!"
"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"
"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."
"me *dead*: at least I don't have to pay student loans *Gets e-mail* We see your living status has changed. Click to update your loan info."
"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"