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Joke of the Day

"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"

"Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land? Sir Ender"

"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go on ahead."

"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."

"What's the hardest part about eating a brownie? Having to face her parents at the sentencing."

"LASSIE: Arf! What's that girl? Timmy's in the old well? L: Arf arf He's dead? You sure? L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash"

"Do you, Charles Manson, take this woman who is clearly more insane than you to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman? ""I think I'm in loaf."" Ba dum, tss."

"what do you call somebody who posts on /r/Jokes? a humorist"

"What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!"