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Joke of the Day

"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."

"Now that it's all blown over, those Alton Towers victims should look on the bright side. Free parking."

"I bet hell is full of morning people and obsessive compulsive facebook pokers."

"I was lucky enough to meet and have an excellent conversation with the worlds leading brain surgeon. Best cab ride ever."

"Two chemists walk in a bar... The first one said: ""Can I have a glass of H2O?"" The second one said: ""I'd like some H2O too"" The second man died."

"In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking ""how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."""

"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."

"What do you get when a clown dies in a desert? Dry Humour."

"Apparently 1 in 7 people in the world are Chinese. That means it's either me, my mum, dad, brother Steve, brother Craig, sister hanna, or brother huangxi. I suspect Craig."

"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."