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Joke of the Day
"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."
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"A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment."
"What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole."
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"Why does government matter? It doesn't."
"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."
"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""
"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"
"Idea: Breathalyzer tests at the airport, to make sure you're drunk enough"
"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"