204161

Joke of the Day

"Trying to convince a kid, no matter the age, that they're tired, is like trying to tell a drunk they're drunk. Denial & anger will follow."

"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"

"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."

"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."

"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."

"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"

"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."

"Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought ""damn magic is dope as hell."" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"