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Joke of the Day

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

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"My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her."
"Bacon causes cancer. Canadian bacon apologizes."
"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"
"Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright."
"A Boy Fuked His Girls Friend Suddenly he understands It's her boy friend..actually Girl Friend Come To His dream......"
"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."
"I'm lazy as fuck.. If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die."
"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."
"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"