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Joke of the Day

"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."

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"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys..."
"Him: I'll pay for dinner. Me: I want to pay. Him: I'll feel better if you let me pay. Me: Well, if your health is involved, go ahead..."
"What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game."
"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women. There were tons of girls there, just not very many."
"What kind of gum do bees chew? BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not."
"mankind tried to Make Fire by banging 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold"
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get eight more"
"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."