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Joke of the Day

"I have a very nice joke about unemployment.. but it never works."

"Watch out for children on the road. They're terrible drivers."

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."

"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."

"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""

"I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don't play the lottery."

"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."

"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."

"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."