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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"

"What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom? The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!"

"Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? Because she used the other to sing"

"I told my wife that she was sounding like her mother and I realized that was a mistake after I regained consciousness."

"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"

"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"

"Stop smiling so big in every photo of you. You can't be that happy all the time. Smile like a normal person who isn't a raging psychopath"

"Serval Psychological Studies Show People are so Accustomed to Cat Humour on the Internet... That They Completely Miss Cat Puns in Thread Titles."

"I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper ""Don`t be silly"", she replied, ""you can borrow my ipad"". That fly never knew what hit it."

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"