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Joke of the Day

"Can't help but think if I hadn't eaten that baby corn in 2001 it would now be teenage corn."

"So I listened to some LL Cool J then kept licking my lips like he does. I found myself in HR. Good thing I wasn't listening to KISS."

"A man gestures to an empty parking lot... and says, ""This is all asphalt."" Then his ass says, ""Don't blame me."""

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator ""I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me!"""

"My grandfather died during the Holocaust. Fell right out of the guard tower."

"Whats the difference between a Jew and a vending machine? What's the difference between a Jew and a vending machine? Vending machines give you your change back."

"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."

"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"

"How do you help a woman going through menopause You hit menoplay"

"Why did the couch give the table a dollar? Because it was for chair-ity"