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Joke of the Day
"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
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"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""
"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."
"I've just been charged with stocking a chicken. I'm hoping to get it reduced."
"I saw your mother kicking a can down the street with one shoe. I asked her if she'd lost a shoe. ""Naw, found one"""
"All-Girls High School ""The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!' The second most common is 'right to my face!'"" - Celia Pacquola"
"You matter Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy."
"Shia LaBeouf should never teach sex education He'd tell the kids to just do it."
"What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"TIL that a baby can recognize its mother's heartbeat due to how much time they spent inside their mom I can also recognize your mom's heartbeat."