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Joke of the Day

"What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

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"There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, ""I'm going to watch my step next time!"""
"Dear coffee, I want you inside of me"
"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"
"I miss newspapers. It's weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad"
"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."
"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""
"I just walked by an old man who kept saying, ""One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..."" I thought, ""How odd."""
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"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."