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Joke of the Day

"After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like."

"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."

"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""

"I'd have liked to have ridden a llama into 2011. Shit gets serious when you see someone galloping down the street on llama sipping Tequila."

"I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off."

"What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd? You herd."

"Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business."

"What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key"

"What i if told you You the read first line wrong And the second"

"gas is getting cheaper back in my day it cost two towers"