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Joke of the Day
"I've just been charged with stocking a chicken. I'm hoping to get it reduced."
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"Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom? Because they p-irate."
"If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out."
"You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life."
"*Neighbor text - Sorry for using your wife. Use only when you're not at home* *Shoots Wife* *Neighbor text again - I mean 'Wifi' not wife*"
"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away."
"What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer? A really good watch."
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"