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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"

"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"

"left my laptop bag at a restaurant last night and today i went to pick it up and the lady asked what was inside to verify that it's mine,"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb."

"Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty."

"There are three types of people in the world I hate. Racists, hypocrites and niggers."

"I've got a Turkish friend. She's not hot or cold. Shawarma."

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."

"a woman wrote a c function to calculate the weight of her breasts the program crashed due to stack overflow"