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Joke of the Day
"Note to self Don't buy one."
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"Billy's father walked in to find him masturbating... ""Son stop doing that, or you'll go blind one day!"" ""I'm over here, dad!"""
"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."
"What type of animal browses Reddit? Karma-vore"
"Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, ""Ah well, I guess you had to be there."""
"If you're riding a horse at full speed along side a giraffe and a lion is chasing you, what do you do? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Props to the radio station I heard this on today."
"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""
"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"If you ever want to catch a white person, just set a table outside a restaurant in the summertime."
"I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me"