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Joke of the Day

"A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal... A teacher walks up to a Mexican criminal and asks him to turn in his essay. The Mexican criminal says ""Me no snitch."""

"What do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your garbage can? Quit laughing, and reload."

"Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite."

"A beautiful girl said hello to me. I replied 'thank you' before I could think."

"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."

"Did you hear they're planting in a million trees throughout Harlem? In a city effort to improve public transportation."

"This joke is may be too vulgar for reddit... nsfw [Removed]"

"apparently some people have been using wind to take the leaves from my frontyard and put them other places. they are still mine regardles"

"Is your dad's name Craftsman? Because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace"

"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."