151201

Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!"

"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."

"People who come up with these recommended serving sizes might just be the most deluded human beings on the planet."

"Man: ""I think I saw a UFO last night"" UFO with fake moustache: ""Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"""

"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."

"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."

"I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail... I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back way too expensive and really bad quality."

"What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear? A polar bear."

"What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs? a bell."

"What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor."