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Joke of the Day

"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"

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"Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer. I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, ""Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?"""
"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""
"What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent"
"""Good artists copy. Great artists steal."" \- Me"
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"
"my chemistry always told me ""if you're not part of the solution..... then you're part of the precipitate"""
"How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them."
"I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did."
"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"
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