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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar salad."
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"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal? A keeper"
"A man walks into a bank and puts a bag of weed up on the counter. He asks to open a joint account"
"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""
"A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine"
"As a kid, I'd pull a girl's hair to let her know I liked her, but now that I'm older & wiser I simply hit her with my car."
"Not a racing fan at all but 3 simple words would have me practically living at the dog track: little monkey jockeys"
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."