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Joke of the Day

"i'm supposed to train the intern to do what i do every day, but i'm not sure how comfortable i am giving him my twitter & facebook passwords"

"Donald Trump, candidate for President, reaffirmed for America that we shouldn't worry about the size of his genitals. Now that's classy... With a capital KKK."

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said ""This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"""

"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"How is Islam like a GPS? You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building."

"I committed suicide today Never gonna do that shit again Nearly got myself killed"

"The doctor told my wife her cervix is still really hard last night. How would the doctor know that without sticking her whole hand......omg"

"What do Jimmy Saville and Lady Thatcher have in common? They both fucked miners in the 80s."

"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."